Feb 02

The Gooboy who never Loved !

Scribbled on Monday, February 2nd, 2009

“Jo hume chahiye use hum nahi chahiye, aur jisko hum chahiye usko kaun chahta hai”

And then these emotional cajoling over phone while sobbing like as if they will die without Gooboy feels like he is the most important douche bag in the world. Gooboy means if a girl really likes him then she should say it in a normal manner and at nominal surcharge. He doesn’t like to be the reason for someones misery.

Why Gooboy likes to be single ?

First is freedom, come on he doesn’t want to get up early in morning just to meet her or go where ever she feels. Instead if he keep on a perfunctory look then she will start saying “Gooboy are ju okay? Are you angry because of me? Tell me or I will be sad? rofl…huh”. Gooboy will instead stab himself to death with a silver knife :p

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Second is - he can be a footloose for whole life, yeah he wanna do things and don’t care for the side effects. In case he has someone for whom he care then he will think about 100 times before doing anything crazy. He will not like to be called as a uxorious puppet.

Third is he can date as many chicks as he wants, ok this might not be an option for a puritan but hell who cares as long as you are not killing people. For all purists - waka waka waka waka.

Gooboy was not always like this

His first liking for a girl was in 1st class :D Hahaha…he just can’t stop laughing (it was an imbroglio) when he remembers that stupid incident. Don’t ask me to reveal the secret though. Gooboy wishes he could just see that girl now, how she is and whether she remember him or not and of-course that incident ?

Life can be such a biatch !

Then there was this girl in 2nd-3rd class, he was made to sit beside her…as she was the topper…and he was the dumber…lol…can you believe it ? He did some naughty things but was most of the time too busy in playing with his new friends. Call it crush, as Gooboy likes to.

From class 4th to 7th, Gooboy was more enjoying the new school. Suddenly the bright student inside him woke up and He was among the toppers there…rofl. Got some really good friends whom he still misses more than his local gulli-cricket trophy. There was no girl throughout the tenure. He was more interested in discovering new things and hobbies, the age of exploration by chance (Gooboy never went for tuition). Though some jealous biatch falsely framed him for a thing which he didn’t indulge in but would have cared to get a taste after false indictment. Gooboy still do prayers after each nature-calls, asking favor from the unprejudiced God to punish her for she sinned after falsely evicting Gooboy as a scapegoat…meh.

I felt cheated

From class 7th to 9th, Again Gooboy was more interested in studies. Though secretly he had a crush on a teacher’s daughter. She was in different section, same standard. But he was grown up as a shy guy while talking to a girl (blame the biatch in last paragraph). So couldn’t get a chance or courage to say anything. But he did enjoy the time, Gooboy felt so pacified and content whenever he used to see her. She was kinda some angel, he still believes the fact that she was an immaculate beauty.

From 10th-12th, This was the most darket chapter in Gooboy’s life. I mean it was a bittersweet one. He realized what true love was and also what infatuation was. Something Gooboy understood was that Love hides in mysterious places, you never know when it will strike you and from where. But who cares ? He did enjoy the time with some of his best friends. Nothing much happened in 10th, he used to stroll with friends everyday. It was like an amazing race to places where you have never gone. They used to ride on bikes to destination unknown, it was so much fun. In 11th he had a crush on someone, lol that was the onset of first ever bitter time for him. Somehow he recuperated with a more mature view towards life. This time Gooboy was more focused towards his studies. But it was not over yet. He was in for a surprise when one day he got a call at home and someone on behalf of a girl confessed to him on-line. Ok so that was really unexpected as Gooboy was more of a nerdy type then. He didn’t reply anything. At last, it was time for the best one. Gooboy never thought that it will be his first love (or you may call it anything but infatuation). It started from her side and nerdy almost fell for her charm, she was the one as pure as the girl from 7th- 9th class. But yeah he let her go away the time her dad transferred to another place. It was the second time he felt as if he lost something very near to him. A cute caring lovable girl lost is worth 9 lives, proves that Gooboy will come in next life too for the same girl. You shall not question the credibility of 9 lives here or Gooboy may start praying for your sins too.

A typical game to keep you engrossed ! Dont worry that monster dies with 3 Line gun shots, provided he must turn his back towards me to reveal the weak point.

A typical game to keep you engrossed ! Dont worry that monster dies with 3 Line gun shots, provided he must turn his back towards me to reveal the weak point

During graduation, he went to a more nerdy side and less talkative kinda guy. Was more preoccupied by Tech and PC thingy than chicks. Spent whole Engg while playing PC games, foruming (thinkdigit forum especially :p), listening to music and doing some experimental things. But when Gooboy’s Engg got over this year, he again felt the same feeling of loosing someone dear but unknown. Though he never noticed whom he coveted subconsciously. At last (after headbanging to Death Metal and Doom Metal) realized who she was, yeah she was more like Selene in Underworld or Jill Valentine from RE 2. She can kick someones a$$ and still Gooboy sees her as princess charming. He still dream about her sporadically, actually dream starts randomly with random themes but then at some point she just drops in and he always wake up in surprise :p

Typical dreams of Gooboy

Typical dreams of Gooboy

Now after Engg, an obdurate chick fell for him. He means wtf ? Gooboy started hating his cellphone even more now, why ? Cuz she got his no. and called him non-stop (sometimes Gooboy wonder that she can be a good cost effective spam-fem-bot), even when he was sleeping till late morning. His mom and her mom were a good friends. So she usually came to his house and then starts talking continuously (only Ash knows how to block talking woman). He never really liked her. Then at one day she told him over phone that she loves him. OMFG here even Gooboy’s nerdylooks couldn’t stop her from falling in crush over him. He usually doesn’t like to go to parties for two reasons, obvious ones.  Then she barged into his room, started doing things he was so scared of doing ever…he was so fcuking scared that he got himself stoned to send her out of room. Later Gooboy told her that he already has one girlfriend, and she said that she will kill her if his girlfriend ever gets in between…lol. Good riddance, that chapter ended at last when she moved to another place and Gooboy changed his SIM card. Gooboy wishes no one love him like that if it suffocates him :p

Little story but with some great moments for Gooboy. He doesn’t care where he goes now but he will always have those memories with him.

How could the Gooboy’s story will end ?

Its still an obscure question with ambiguity in defining what could be the escape for Gooboy. Gooboy bid you goodbye till he finds the answer. Arigato :p

In search of answers with my best buddy !

In search of answers with my best buddy !


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